i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time
Mai | 18 | Sydney, Australia.
Basically any show/movie that gives me way too many feels.
This is my shit-tastic blog. Enjoy.
when girls posts a photo and their friend compliments them and they are just like “aw its all you babe x”
that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans
I’d give up a kidney if kaliforhnia would reply to this tbh
I will take that kidney now thank you.
Wallace-Bolyai-Gerwien theory is the theory that any two polygons are equidecomposable.
That is that one can be cut into finitely many polygon pieces and be rearranged to obtain the second polygon.
oh my god
Michael Fassbender | Jimmy Fallon - 8 May 2014
what does the fox say?
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.